Selected Work

Still from Duolingo's 2026 Back to School campaign
Commercial - Comedy Consultant

Duolingo: Back to School

Provided on-set comedy punch-ups for Duolingo’s 2026 Back to School campaign.

Tribeca Festival 2025 artwork
Film - Writer/Director

Tribeca Creators Market

Selected to present my upcoming feature comedy Doggie at the Tribeca Creators Market, an invitation-only industry pitch market.

Popular response to ClickHole states T-shirts
ClickHole Do Not Kidnap baby onesie
Merchandise - Co-creator

ClickHole Merch

Co-created viral merch for the ClickHole store, including our bestselling kidnapping-prevention baby onesie.

Cards from the Business Walrus party game
Game - Co-creator / Writer

Business Walrus

Co-created, wrote, and marketed Business Walrus, a party game from ClickHole and Cards Against Humanity sold in Target and online. Rated 4.7 out of 5 on Amazon.

I’ve been staffed at ClickHole since 2017, writing hundreds of viral lists, memes, and
absurdist short fiction pieces for what's widely recognized as the only good website.

New Formats

One thing I do particularly well at ClickHole is identify new content formats. Recent examples below.

You Can See Everything Michael B. Jordan's Oscar Speech Heated Rivalry Captioning Snoopy Pride Month

Selected Pieces

Profile‘Kendall Is Always Acting Like He’s Going To Kill Himself, Though Crucially Never Killing Himself, Because Then He Couldn’t Be On The Show Anymore, Because Then He’d Be Dead’: An Evening With ‘Succession’ Star Jeremy Strong BlogWomen Deserve Access To Safe, Legal Abortions ‘Cause Lord Knows I Ain’t About To Wrap This Shit Up! (By Rupert Grint) Profile“Barefoot Contessa’ Is Italian For ‘Mrs. Foot”: A Day In The Life Of Ina Garten ScriptThe Next ‘Space Jam’? Scottie Pippen Has Written A Movie Where He’s Cousins/Roommates With Foghorn Leghorn Short FictionI Seen It With My Eyes: 5 Dispatches From The Otter Realm

Selected Social Posts

Selected Headlines

Amazing! This New Gmail Feature Will Let You Know If You’re Being Normal In An Email Devastating Blow To Feminism: This Woman Sucks Awesome: Vera Wang Is Releasing A Tear-Away Wedding Dress For Brides Who Have A Basketball Game During The Ceremony Every Grandparent From Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, Ranked By How Much They Pissed In The Bed They Shared Invaluable Sex Education: This Quora Post From 2011 Explains Why It’s Not Likely That You Would Get Pregnant From ‘Him Druy Hump My LEg N Sat In Wet But Left Pantys On’ Customer Service FTW: JCPenney Portrait Studios Will Now Provide A Mopey Teen Who Will Sit For Your Family Photo If Your Own Mopey Teen Refuses To Get Out Of The Car They Just Want To Get Through The Day: Axe Body Spray Has Released A New Undetectable Scent For Shy 8th Grade Boys Who Don’t Want To Be Noticed Supporting Their Fans: The Blue Man Group Has Announced That They Will Pay Your Bail If You Get Arrested For Masturbating To Their Ad On The Train Sort Of Heartwarming: This Kid With Terminal Cancer Wrote A Will Where He Left All Of His Toys To Daniel Tiger, Which Is Super Sweet, But It’s Going To Be An Absolute Legal Nightmare For His Parents After He Dies The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Has Revealed That Ron Weasley Became Patient Zero For Coronavirus After Messing Up A Spell Where He Tried To Turn A Bat Into A Larger Bat He Could Have Sex With Fascinating: A Tweet That Says ‘my antidepressants are working <3’ From An Anime Cosplay Girl Squishing Her Tits Together Showed Up In Your Feed Because A 45-Year-Old Guy You Used To Work With Liked It

Reception

My work for ClickHole has received millions of views and likes, and occasionally unsolicited celebrity praise.

Noah Centineo: This is high art
Chris Pratt: Clickhole firing on a whole new level
Kiernan Shipka: I LOVE EMAIL!!!!!!